Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...