Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Attorney Hunting Rules
A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 – Any person with...