Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!