Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...