Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...