The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Simplified income taxes
|REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORMNew Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes1. How much money...
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...