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Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...