Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Some fun rules
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not...