Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
The tradition at weddings
|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink