Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...