Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...