The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...