A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...