Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...