Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....