Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Guide To Parenthood
The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not...