Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
New Chemical Element Discovered
New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered byinvestigators...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...