Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
Real advertisements 04
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Modular...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...