Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...