Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...