Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...