USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...