Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...