Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...