Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
Meet Bubba’s Family!
Hi y’all…muh name id’s Bubba and dis is muh fameily:Furst is me… Mom said...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...