WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.