Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...