Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Help from Canada…
PRESS RELEASE:Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President...
Science alert
Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...