Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...