A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
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What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
How do you get a man to do situps?
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A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
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Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
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