Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!