The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...