Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...