How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...