To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...