Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...