Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
More of the world’s shortest books!
A new list of the “World’s Shortest Books”:STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet...
Corporations… OY!
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...