yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Top10 reasons trick-or-treating is better than sex!
THE Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:10. Guaranteed to get at least...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.