You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...