Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...