Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...