Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
More of the world’s shortest books!
A new list of the “World’s Shortest Books”:STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...