How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.