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No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
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How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
His And Hers ATMs
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Newfie fun
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A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
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