Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...