The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
New scientific theories I
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation....
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...