Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
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And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....