Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...