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Leaving
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Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
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Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
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Go home and wait
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Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
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