Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away…
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
The new medical students!
Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they...