Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...