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What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
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One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
A use for Viagra
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Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
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Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
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